Here’s What You Need To Know About Planning A Wedding

So, eight months after saying yes to the role of Most Amazing Sister Ever, I am nearly done with the so-called heavy-lifting of the wedding planning and have learned all of the ins, the outs and the sh*t no one tells you you’ll have to do when planning the best day of people’s lives. No pressure, right? exhausting and grueling process that aged me 30 yearssix florists, who all promised they could deliver on my coveted perfectly imperfect English wildflower vibe, and they weren’t lying. My inbox was soon overflowing with beautiful photos of cascading flower boxes, centerpieces, bridal bouquets and greenery, but one thing differentiated them from each other: the price. One florist had the audacity to tell me …

The 10 Most Toxic Husbands In Real Housewives History | Betches

The ladies of The Real Housewives are the gifts that keep on giving. I love the franchise because it’s a space where women are not only allowed, but encouraged, to be unabashedly themselves. Many are quick to dismiss the show as frivolous and superficial, but for me and my fellow Bravoholics it’s a fascinating sociological study on what it means to be a woman in today’s world. This inevitably gives us a glimpse into the men our gals choose, and more often than not, the results are 10. Bill Aydin Bill is a relatively new addition to The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but he immediately made an impression with his condescending attitude towards his wife, Jennifer, and insistence that she …

Our Craziest Predictions For The Final Season Of ‘Game of Thrones’

Holy sh*t, fam. After two f*cking years, we only have one episode left of this show that’s literally run my life for a preposterous number of hours. What will I do without my weekly bought of incest, dragons, dragon rides, dead kids nailed to walls, hookers, 80-minute battle sequences, and people just generally behaving badly? HBO – your network is so utterly f*cked after next Sunday. But, I appreciate you trying to give me a will to live with Chernobyl, Big Little Lies, and Barry. If you haven’t watched this week’s episode, stop reading right now and go read our recap, because this sh*t isn’t going to make a ton of sense to you. Additionally, although nothing has been proven …

‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation Recap: Do You Have No Bra On? Betches

We left off last week (two weeks ago?) of the neverending season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation with Vin and Ang having horrible sexual tension that annoys everyone around them and Ronnie in a hot tub with yet another trashy girl. Mike: Ronnie’s doing the same thing he got run over for. The gang stops spying and goes to sleep as Trashy Barbie and Ronnie retire to his ~*bedroom*~. Except they all share bedrooms soo? Maybe he’s in the smush room. Ronnie *in shower to himself*: There goes my life. Nothing good can come from this. Ron:  Mike: One minute Ron’s single, then he’s taken. One minute he’s IFF, I’m F*cked Foundation, and then the next he’s on a Ron-page. Pauly: Tomorrow …

Vagina Weight Training Is A Thing Now, But Is It A Good Idea? | Betches

#thingsiliftwithmyvagina⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ Those bottle caps don't untwist themselves, you know. ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ See my previous post for the benefits of a vaginal weight lifting practice. ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ Hint: You'll win all the challenges. ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ Lifting wind chimes in Bali. ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ Cause my vagina makes noise!!! ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ #vaginalkungfu A post shared by Kim Anami (@kimanami) on Jul 15, 2019 at 11:00am PDT actuallyKegelbellO.schoolYouSeeLogicWho Can Do Vaginal Weightlifting? So she was packing. Maybe she was trying to protect her reproductive rights. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Also: keep the safety on and don’t Kegel. https://t.co/W1U1WEyQUC — 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢𝚗 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚎 (@shannynmoore) April 28, 2018 pelvic floorHOWEVER, there are situations where pelvic floor exercises either must be done under supervision or …

The 5 Friends You Should Dump After Your Wedding | Betches

Everyone knows weddings are a ton of work. But the high cost, high stress, and just general tons of sh*t to do tend to bring out the best and worst in people. And usually it’s more of the worst. When you already have so much going on as a bride, it can really suck when your friends aren’t supportive or there for you. Or even worse, actually CONTRIBUTE to your stress. I mean, there are few things in your life that are as big a deal as your wedding. It’s like, the one thing your friends really have to show up and be supportive at (besides like, your funeral I guess, but you won ‘t even technically be there for …

Don’t Make Me Go To Your Gender Reveal Party | Betches

Lisa Schwartz is a Los Angeles native, actress, and YouTube sensation whose channel Lisbug has over 2.2 million subscribers. Her book, THIRTY-LIFE CRISIS: Navigating My Thirties, One Drunk Baby Shower at a Time, out now, is a collection of comedic personal essays in which she shares stories and musings about being an ambitious, modern day woman in her thirties. Before you decide to have a gender reveal party, I ask you to reconsider. Don’t get me wrong—I want the best for you. You have absolutely every right to do whatever your sweet pregnant heart desires; after all, you are brewing a baby and that’s no easy feat. The ones who have dug into their bank accounts to get you that bread maker for your …

‘Vanderpump Rules’ Recap: Ariana Wins This Episode Betches

This episode opens at TomTom, where there’s no water, electricity, or sound system. So basically it’s Fyre Festival. They’re not even close to being open, but they’ve already committed to the Daily Mail party. So this party really is going to be Fyre Festival. Can’t wait! I can only hope Ja Rule was invited. Scheana is throwing a housewarming, which brings about Schwartz’s most memorable and accurate quote in 7 seasons: Brittany, Jax and Lala are driving to Scheana’s housewarming, sh*t talking Billie. I’m kind of impressed at how quickly Billie has managed to fall out of favor with this crew. Jax has cheated on every girlfriend, gotten a stripper pregnant, stolen sunglasses, and he’s still golden. Billie Lee managed …

Is Hailey Baldwin Pregnant? Jeremy Bieber May Have Hinted Betches

did nothing, but I’m not sure about you all. Whatever it was, we are clearly being punished.  celebrity gossip god, LaineyThe first questionable post is brought to you by Instagram. Yesterday, Jeremy posted this picture, but it’s the caption that’s making the Beliebers suspicious. View this post on Instagram Now sure, “To be Father #Bieber’s” is confusing for many reasons, most of all because if you’re pluralizing a last name there should not be an apostrophe. Take note for your Christmas cards, PLEASE people. Second of all, I can see how fans might think this means Justin is expecting. Jeremy is kind of  implying that both he and Justin are fathers. Personally, I just think that Jeremy doesn’t have a …

What The Hell Is Going On At Ole Miss? Betches

“Ole Miss,” the debatably affectionate nickname for the University of Mississippi, has been having some problems for a while now. If you’re not up on college sports and are only vaguely familiar with Ole Miss because it’s heavily mentioned in the 2011 movie The Help, it’s actually not a brand of cream cheese or instant hot chocolate as the name would suggest. The University of Mississippi was founded in 1844, 17 years before the American Civil War. Slavery was very much a fundamental feature of the Southern economy, women still had 76 years before they could vote—let’s just say we weren’t doing great as country. While there has been much debate among historians about whether or not it’s fair to …

Why Amanda Seyfried And Arielle Charnas Are Feuding Betches

Yes, you read that headline correctly: the most unexpected social media feud is ever happening right now, between Amanda Seyfried and Arielle Charnas. I’ll be the first to say that I don’t follow @ariellecharnas, but I’ve heard of her before and I’m vaguely aware that she’s one of the bigger fashion influencers, with 1.2 million followers on Instagram and her own fashion brand called Something Navy. Amanda Seyfried, as you’ll recall, is best known for playing Karen Smith in the iconic film Mean Girls. (No, I have not seen Mamma Mia, and no, I will not be taking any questions at this time.) So why are Amanda Seyfried and Arielle Charnas feuding on Instagram, you ask? Well, it all started with a bikini selfie. …

The Best TV Shows And Movies Coming To Netflix This April Betches

Obsessed’ Nope, this movie wasn’t a 2000s fever dream. Beyoncé and Idris Elba really did star in a C-list thriller together. It’s pretty much , but with Beyoncé and a 19% on Rotton Tomatoes. Basically, Idris Elba is tempted to cheat on Beyoncé with another woman who turns out to be a psycho stalker. I straight-up don’t understand why anyone would even consider cheating on Beyoncé *ahem* but whatevs. April 1st: ‘P.S. I Love You’ P.S. I Love YouSpy Kids’ Some nostalgia for ya. If you’re not scarred from those weird thumb guys from childhood (or was that just me?), you should totally give this a rewatch. No one is too old to watch people playing with a bunch of …

A Rundown Of Arie And Lauren’s Wedding In Maui Betches

This past weekend, The Bachelor‘s Arie Luyendyk Jr. and Lauren Burnham got married. (Really thought I’d never have to spell “Luyendyk” again. Pretty mad that I do.) While some fans are annoyed that the wedding wasn’t aired on live TV, I’m sort of grateful we were spared a six-hour episode of The Bachelor on Monday night. (My liver couldn’t handle it.) And luckily, an anonymous source gave PEOPLE all the details of their wedding. So I, personally, feel like I was there and intend to judge the whole affair as though I was. Fairytales do come true🧚‍♂️. . . . . . 📸 @nvmauimedia A post shared by Lauren Luyendyk (@laureneburnham) on Jan 11, 2019 at 9:40am PST PEOPLE’s coverage continues by reminding me …

What It’s Like To Get An IUD According To 4 Women Betches

I’m not going to lie to you guys, I’m paranoid as a person. I literally had stress dreams about Brett Kavanaugh being confirmed all last night. I’ve been on the pill for years, and I love it. I didn’t gain weight, I didn’t really have crazy mood swings, and it helped my periods immensely. Before the pill, I was soaking through a super jumbo tampon AND a maxi pad every night (I guess I just have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina). I also got such bad cramps that I would get nauseated, often canceling plans because I couldn’t move. So yeah, life before birth control wasn’t a fun time. I do not wish to return to that time. …

Schitt’s Creek Is Returning For A 6th Season, But There’s A Huge Catch Betches

So Schitt’s Creek is ending because the universe is out to get me. I know that sounds incredibly self-absorbed, but what makes it even worse is the only people that are more self-absorbed than me are no longer going to be gracing our televisions after their next season. The Schitt’s Creek cast announced on Instagram earlier this week that they are filming the sixth season, which will be their last. It was truly such a bait-and-switch post. It started all happy, announcing how “excited” the cast is that the show is coming back for a sixth season, only to let me down by saying the sixth season will be the last one. It would be like if your college acceptance letter …