10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Pregnant Friends Betches

So, your friend is totes preggers. It’s kind of the end of an era. No more carefree blackouts and one-nighters. More diapers, less mascara, and basically zero free time. Regardless of how your bestie is doing while a human tapeworm essentially hijacks her body, there are some things you just don’t ask or say once she tells you the news. It’s 2019 and I shouldn’t have to list these out, but being almost five months pregnant myself, I’ve found that people really, truly, have no sense of decorum when they see a baby on board. I’ve been taken aback multiple times at the things people have said and, for the record, I am not easily offended (hence why I write …

Jenna Dewan Is Pregnant With Someone Who’s Not Channing Tatum | Betches

People love to say that celebrities are just like us, but they’re just not. Sure, they go to the grocery store and walk their dogs like us, but that’s about it. When it comes to their personal lives and relationships, they live in a completely different world. Case in point: today, Jenna Dewan announced announced their separation with a note that looked like it was an invitation to your great-aunt’s 80th. It was the end of an era, and as a huge fan of the movie Step Up, I was personally upset. But whatever, things happen. Grown-ups don’t get along sometimes (hi, mom and dad), and that’s okay. So that was April 2018, but Jenna Dewan didn’t actually file for divorce until October …

Which Housewives Skipped Andy Cohen’s Baby Shower & Why? Betches

Over the weekend, Instagram basically broke when Andy Cohen had his baby shower. It was hosted by the OG Real HousewivesTeresa Giudice, Vicky Gunvalson, Kyle Richards, Ramona Singer, and NeNe Leakes, and every single current housewife was invited. As you probably know from watching hundreds of Instagram stories, it was a drunken sh*t show. Lisa Rinna was yelling at people on a microphone, and everyone was dancing on the tables. Basically, it was the party of my dreams, and following along was the best day of my life. There were dozens of housewives in attendance, but not everyone showed up. Who were the most important missing wives, and why weren’t they there? Let’s examine the evidence. Bethenny Frankel Besides Lisa, Bethenny …

The Most Random Celebrities At The 2019 Met Gala Betches

Last night was the annual Met Gala, and many of the world’s biggest stars took to the red carpet to show us their interpretations of Camp. Some nailed it, while others were more on the boring side, but there was a lot going on. While we were busy focusing on A-listers like Cardi B and Jennifer Lopez, there were also some random faces on the pink carpet. The Met Gala is a notoriously exclusive event, so how did these unfamiliar faces manage to get tickets? Call Kris Jenner, because this is a job for the FBI. R U KIDDINGG MEEE, BABEEEEE.😭😍 that look so uncomfortable but i hope you enjoyyy. HAPPY MET ! A post shared by Liza (@foreverlizakoshy) on …

Here’s What You Need To Know About Planning A Wedding

So, eight months after saying yes to the role of Most Amazing Sister Ever, I am nearly done with the so-called heavy-lifting of the wedding planning and have learned all of the ins, the outs and the sh*t no one tells you you’ll have to do when planning the best day of people’s lives. No pressure, right? exhausting and grueling process that aged me 30 yearssix florists, who all promised they could deliver on my coveted perfectly imperfect English wildflower vibe, and they weren’t lying. My inbox was soon overflowing with beautiful photos of cascading flower boxes, centerpieces, bridal bouquets and greenery, but one thing differentiated them from each other: the price. One florist had the audacity to tell me …

The 10 Most Toxic Husbands In Real Housewives History | Betches

The ladies of The Real Housewives are the gifts that keep on giving. I love the franchise because it’s a space where women are not only allowed, but encouraged, to be unabashedly themselves. Many are quick to dismiss the show as frivolous and superficial, but for me and my fellow Bravoholics it’s a fascinating sociological study on what it means to be a woman in today’s world. This inevitably gives us a glimpse into the men our gals choose, and more often than not, the results are 10. Bill Aydin Bill is a relatively new addition to The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but he immediately made an impression with his condescending attitude towards his wife, Jennifer, and insistence that she …

Our Craziest Predictions For The Final Season Of ‘Game of Thrones’

Holy sh*t, fam. After two f*cking years, we only have one episode left of this show that’s literally run my life for a preposterous number of hours. What will I do without my weekly bought of incest, dragons, dragon rides, dead kids nailed to walls, hookers, 80-minute battle sequences, and people just generally behaving badly? HBO – your network is so utterly f*cked after next Sunday. But, I appreciate you trying to give me a will to live with Chernobyl, Big Little Lies, and Barry. If you haven’t watched this week’s episode, stop reading right now and go read our recap, because this sh*t isn’t going to make a ton of sense to you. Additionally, although nothing has been proven …

‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation Recap: Do You Have No Bra On? Betches

We left off last week (two weeks ago?) of the neverending season of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation with Vin and Ang having horrible sexual tension that annoys everyone around them and Ronnie in a hot tub with yet another trashy girl. Mike: Ronnie’s doing the same thing he got run over for. The gang stops spying and goes to sleep as Trashy Barbie and Ronnie retire to his ~*bedroom*~. Except they all share bedrooms soo? Maybe he’s in the smush room. Ronnie *in shower to himself*: There goes my life. Nothing good can come from this. Ron:  Mike: One minute Ron’s single, then he’s taken. One minute he’s IFF, I’m F*cked Foundation, and then the next he’s on a Ron-page. Pauly: Tomorrow …

Vagina Weight Training Is A Thing Now, But Is It A Good Idea? | Betches

#thingsiliftwithmyvagina⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ Those bottle caps don't untwist themselves, you know. ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ See my previous post for the benefits of a vaginal weight lifting practice. ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ Hint: You'll win all the challenges. ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ Lifting wind chimes in Bali. ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ Cause my vagina makes noise!!! ⁠⠀ ⁠⠀ #vaginalkungfu A post shared by Kim Anami (@kimanami) on Jul 15, 2019 at 11:00am PDT actuallyKegelbellO.schoolYouSeeLogicWho Can Do Vaginal Weightlifting? So she was packing. Maybe she was trying to protect her reproductive rights. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Also: keep the safety on and don’t Kegel. https://t.co/W1U1WEyQUC — 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚢𝚗 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚎 (@shannynmoore) April 28, 2018 pelvic floorHOWEVER, there are situations where pelvic floor exercises either must be done under supervision or …

The 5 Friends You Should Dump After Your Wedding | Betches

Everyone knows weddings are a ton of work. But the high cost, high stress, and just general tons of sh*t to do tend to bring out the best and worst in people. And usually it’s more of the worst. When you already have so much going on as a bride, it can really suck when your friends aren’t supportive or there for you. Or even worse, actually CONTRIBUTE to your stress. I mean, there are few things in your life that are as big a deal as your wedding. It’s like, the one thing your friends really have to show up and be supportive at (besides like, your funeral I guess, but you won ‘t even technically be there for …

Don’t Make Me Go To Your Gender Reveal Party | Betches

Lisa Schwartz is a Los Angeles native, actress, and YouTube sensation whose channel Lisbug has over 2.2 million subscribers. Her book, THIRTY-LIFE CRISIS: Navigating My Thirties, One Drunk Baby Shower at a Time, out now, is a collection of comedic personal essays in which she shares stories and musings about being an ambitious, modern day woman in her thirties. Before you decide to have a gender reveal party, I ask you to reconsider. Don’t get me wrong—I want the best for you. You have absolutely every right to do whatever your sweet pregnant heart desires; after all, you are brewing a baby and that’s no easy feat. The ones who have dug into their bank accounts to get you that bread maker for your …

‘Vanderpump Rules’ Recap: Ariana Wins This Episode Betches

This episode opens at TomTom, where there’s no water, electricity, or sound system. So basically it’s Fyre Festival. They’re not even close to being open, but they’ve already committed to the Daily Mail party. So this party really is going to be Fyre Festival. Can’t wait! I can only hope Ja Rule was invited. Scheana is throwing a housewarming, which brings about Schwartz’s most memorable and accurate quote in 7 seasons: Brittany, Jax and Lala are driving to Scheana’s housewarming, sh*t talking Billie. I’m kind of impressed at how quickly Billie has managed to fall out of favor with this crew. Jax has cheated on every girlfriend, gotten a stripper pregnant, stolen sunglasses, and he’s still golden. Billie Lee managed …

Is Hailey Baldwin Pregnant? Jeremy Bieber May Have Hinted Betches

did nothing, but I’m not sure about you all. Whatever it was, we are clearly being punished.  celebrity gossip god, LaineyThe first questionable post is brought to you by Instagram. Yesterday, Jeremy posted this picture, but it’s the caption that’s making the Beliebers suspicious. View this post on Instagram Now sure, “To be Father #Bieber’s” is confusing for many reasons, most of all because if you’re pluralizing a last name there should not be an apostrophe. Take note for your Christmas cards, PLEASE people. Second of all, I can see how fans might think this means Justin is expecting. Jeremy is kind of  implying that both he and Justin are fathers. Personally, I just think that Jeremy doesn’t have a …

What The Hell Is Going On At Ole Miss? Betches

“Ole Miss,” the debatably affectionate nickname for the University of Mississippi, has been having some problems for a while now. If you’re not up on college sports and are only vaguely familiar with Ole Miss because it’s heavily mentioned in the 2011 movie The Help, it’s actually not a brand of cream cheese or instant hot chocolate as the name would suggest. The University of Mississippi was founded in 1844, 17 years before the American Civil War. Slavery was very much a fundamental feature of the Southern economy, women still had 76 years before they could vote—let’s just say we weren’t doing great as country. While there has been much debate among historians about whether or not it’s fair to …

Why Amanda Seyfried And Arielle Charnas Are Feuding Betches

Yes, you read that headline correctly: the most unexpected social media feud is ever happening right now, between Amanda Seyfried and Arielle Charnas. I’ll be the first to say that I don’t follow @ariellecharnas, but I’ve heard of her before and I’m vaguely aware that she’s one of the bigger fashion influencers, with 1.2 million followers on Instagram and her own fashion brand called Something Navy. Amanda Seyfried, as you’ll recall, is best known for playing Karen Smith in the iconic film Mean Girls. (No, I have not seen Mamma Mia, and no, I will not be taking any questions at this time.) So why are Amanda Seyfried and Arielle Charnas feuding on Instagram, you ask? Well, it all started with a bikini selfie. …