19 Times People Witnessed Couples Have a Child that was Obviously Not the Fathers

There’s really nothing like seeing your newborn baby for the first time. It’s a pretty amazing experience. But there’s also nothing like seeing your newborn baby for the first time when that baby is CLEARY, not yours. It’s awkward. Take it from these 19 people who’ve been there and are sharing every cringe-worthy detail. You may or may not be visiting 23andme.com immediately after reading this so yeah, just FYI. Advertisement Well, that’s that. Mjrfrankburns Advertisement I had a vasectomy. While chatting with the doctor, he told me about another patient. This guy had three kids and came in for the snip-snip because he and his wife decided they were done having children. The doc opened up his sack and found nothing …

19 People Whose SO Dumped Them for the Dumbest Reason

Breakups can be tough. Even in a best-case scenario where both parties are completely amicable and on the same page, it’s hard. Advertisement But some people are really bad at breakups. You’re gonna live forever. Star-crossed lovers. The other woman. She met someone that she immediately saw herself marrying. A month after we broke up she moved across the country, got married, called me to tell me she made a mistake, got divorced, moved back home, got pregnant and then got married again. Her Current age: 22 –Abtino11 This next breakup story is all kinds of petty. Advertisement My best friend’s mother broke up with a boy in high school because he ate an egg salad sandwich and she doesn’t …

19 People Who Have Totally Figured out Life

These aren’t the heroes we asked for. They aren’t even the heroes we really want. But these people sure are the heroes we need right now. Advertisement This cat is a hero. This graduating senior via: Twitter Krysta’s quote was, “Grey’s Anatomy, Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40.” What happens at that moment? Erica reveals that she is “so, so, so gay.” Legendary. Advertisement This understanding parent A post shared by Kale Salad (@kalesalad) on Jun 13, 2018 at 4:37pm PDT This wine mom via: Twitter Yes, this woman is drinking a glass of white wine in the middle of Marshalls. What? The holidays are coming up, and this is the only way she can get through all her shopping. Advertisement …

36 of the Most Humiliating Products Youll Be Happy You Can Buy Online

Disclaimer: You don’t have to be embarrassed about buying any of these things! But you might just feel better that you can order these products straight to your house. We hope you find these handy products as awesome as we do. Just an FYI: 22Words is a participant in the Amazon affiliate program, and may receive a share of sales from links on this page. Advertisement This Lice Removal Kit via: Amazon This kit contains everything you need to rid your head of pesky lice in a way that’s not toxic to you. Find it on AmazonShare Advertisement This Period Underwear via: Amazon This period underwear provides full coverage with an extended protection layer for that time of the month. …

19 Tweets That Made Us Literally LOL

The world is burning. Luckily, there are people on Twitter who make funnies every day. Advertisement These tweets will make you laugh and snort and forget all the bad news in the world for a few seconds. Godzilla via: Twitter God really messed up by not adding “zilla” to the end of her name. Would have been way cooler. Advertisement Too many huts via: Twitter How much more efficient would life be if they just fused Pizza Hut and Sunglass Hut? There are already combination Pizza Huts and Taco Bells. This is the natural next step. Advertisement Sowing the seeds via: Twitter That’s how flirting works these days, right? The next one is Twitter legend Megan Amram at her finest… …

19 People Anonymously Share Their Familys Darkest Secret

Every family has secrets. If you think yours doesn’t, you might just not be digging deep enough into your family history. An AskReddit thread gave people to share their own darkest family secrets, and it did not disappoint. Advertisement We found a picture of two great aunts arm-in-arm with Hitler. We also have a signed photograph of Mussolini. – Conte_vincero Advertisement I found out my father had a secret family and that we were it — his wife and kids don’t know about us to this day. Also found out a while later that an uncle had an ex-wife and kids he kept quiet about too. – hadasamatter Advertisement I have a second cousin who murdered his siblings and parents …