‘Suzzanna: Buried Alive’ is not spooktacular at all

What Joe Swanberg is to American indie dramedies, Rocky Soraya is to Indonesian supernatural horror. Between producing and directing, Soraya cranks out movies at a blistering rate. The last Soraya film I reviewed was , back in September, and much of what I said holds true for his latest work, Suzzanna: Buried Alive. Soraya works at such a breakneck pace that it feels like his first drafts go straight from the page to the screen. The film has little conflict, characters dont act like people, and the story is gibberish. The 3rd Eyeat least found ways to moderately succeed, enough that I deemed it “spooktacular.”

Friends, Suzzanna is not spooktacular.

Suzzanna: Buried Alive

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RELEASE DATE: 4/3/2019

DIRECTOR: Rocky Soraya, Anggy Umbara

STREAMING: Netflix

After a pregnant Suzzanna is killed during a robbery gone wrong, she comes back as a ghost to take revenge on her killers.

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The movie basically delivers on its title. Theres a woman, Suzzanna, and she gets buried alive. Then she returns from the dead to take revenge on the bumbling idiots who killed her. Since Suzzanna was pregnant when she died, she becomes a sundel bolong, which, according to Indonesian mythology, is a ghost of a woman who dies while pregnant or in childbirth and gives birth in the grave or through a hole in her back. Sundel bolongshave long, beautiful hair to hide the holes in their backs, and they take on their human form unless they are weakened. So for a while, only Suzzanna’s assailants know whats happening.

Suzzanna then methodically hunts down and haunts (haunts down?) her killers to death. In theory, this is a decent premise. But the film is simultaneously over- and underwritten, with paper-thin characters and flimsy plotting. Its as simplistic as a story can be, made simpler by characters who explain every plot development. I assume this is for the audiences benefit, but I cant imagine anyone getting lost.

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There is a lo-fi charm to Suzzanna, which makes it sporadically entertaining. The kills are gross and gory, and the practical effects are solid. But the movies charms get crushed under its bloat. Every scene feels twice as long as necessary, with some bits stretched to the point of unintentional hilarity. If the pacing were sharper, the shaggy dog quality of Suzzanna could be endearing. Instead, the movie is punishing, and I think Ive gleaned all I can from the Rocky Soraya experience (though, to be fair, Soraya shares Suzzannas directing credit with Anggy Umbara).

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While I appreciate the efficiency of Sorayas approach, his movies leaving me longing for the stronger J-horror run of the 2000s. Curiosity may get me to check out The 3rd Eye 2, but after sitting throughSuzzanna: Buried Alive,Im out for now.

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