‘No, It Doesn’t Affect My Baby’ Memes Are A New Way To Dis What You Hate

Okay, we’ll admit it. These “things I don’t like” memes are getting pretty tiring. But compared to most, this relatively fresh meme format is pretty funny. It may be a cheap way to dis your friends and their hobbies, but it’s simple and very to the point. Pairing an image of a woman smoking and drinking while pregnant, with a dopey smiling child and a photoshopped screen is pretty damn genius. Here are some of our favorites, but we implore you to make your own – preferably not utilizing an image of our landing page. 1 Pin It Via meme.xyz 2 Pin It Via Know Your Meme 3 Pin It Via meme.xyz 4 Pin It Via Know Your Meme 5 …

Delhi’s women shelters to be inspected after abuse allegations

Indian minister for women admits no attention was paid to alleged abuse in shelters Every shelter for vulnerable women and girls across Delhi will be inspected after accusations of sexual abuse at several Indian care homes and admission from the countrys minister for women that many more cases are likely to exist. The widening scandal, including allegations that one care home in Bihar state had a room that functioned as an abortion clinic for when its abused occupants became pregnant, has so far led to the suspension of more than 20 government officials and at least 14 arrests. Two dozen girls were removed on Monday from a shelter in Deoria, Uttar Pradesh, the 21st facility where sexual or physical abuse …

How a Child Moves Through a Broken Immigration System

As an immigration attorney working along the US-Mexico border in McAllen, Texas, Carlos García says he’s seen “a lot of sad stuff” over the years. But what he encountered at the McAllen federal courthouse Tuesday left him lost for words. “You walk into the courtroom and there are 90 people waiting to be prosecuted for illegal entry,” he says. “When you talk to parents about losing their children and having their children taken away from them, it’s a different feeling. I can’t even describe it.” García is one of several lawyers affiliated with the Texas Civil Rights Project who have offered legal assistance to detainees awaiting their fate at the local courthouse, after the Trump administration began implementing its zero-tolerance …

They Shouldve Warned Me

ShareTweetPinterest When I was pregnant, everyone was all about “warning” me about what was coming next. I walked around much of those 10 months (let’s face it, pregnancy is 10, not nine, months) absolutely terrified. The warnings flew at me from every angle — in the checkout line at Target, on the street, slipping my shoes on and walking out of the yoga studio. Warnings, warnings everywhere about what was to come — from the excruciating, mind-numbing pain of childbirth to the shell of my former self I was about to become once I had her. There were times I felt like a prisoner on death row, trying to force myself to enjoy some tiny luxury despite my size and …

Mom Pranks Daughter With “Pregnant Turkey”& Her Reaction Is So Hysterical It HURTS!

ShareTweet Would it really be Thanksgiving without some good ol’ family shenanigans? Nerissa Hawkinson didn’t think so. This hilarious mom decided to prank her daughter like a BOSS with an epic “pregnant turkey” joke that has now racked up over 15 million views on YouTube. To give you a little background on the hilarity that is to ensue, Nerissa put a Cornish hen inside the turkey — a yummy addition if you know what’s coming at ya, but a rather horrifying one if you think it’s, well… the turkey’s cooked baby. Nerissa planned to convince both of her daughters, Nicole and Raquel, that she bought and baked a pregnant turkey. But unfortunately for Raquel, Nicole found the hen in the fridge prior …

To the “1 in 4”: Where is God When Your Miscarriage Still Hurts?

ShareTweet It passed without me realizing it, as it usually does. It’s been almost exactly [four] years since we went to that doctor’s appointment and saw nothing instead of something. I still remember the confusion on Thomas’ face… how do you understand everything and nothing all at the same time? I remember this girl above. Newly pregnant and so excited about the things to come. Sometimes I look at her and cringe a bit at the events that are about to unfold. If only she hadn’t gone on that road trip to Chicago. Maybe she wouldn’t have gotten that blood clot that might have caused her miscarriage. The thing with if only statements [are] that we see things one-sided. Had …

‘Game of Thrones’ reunites our faves at ‘Winterfell’ before all hell breaks loose

Game of ThronesFor the first time in nearly two years, we finally have a episode to obsess over. And with its return comes many of the standards weve all come to expect from a season premiere: character moments and little plot. not necessarily a bad thingGame of ThronesSo when slows down the wheel with its usual resetting of the board and layering it with reunions and character moments, were not quite sure what to do. As much of a that the premiere turned out to be, it lagged at times as it made sure that most of the emotional stakes were in place by the time the Night King arrives in Winterfell. But in true Westerosi fashion, there was enough …

I Hated My Baby From The Moment She Was Born And Was Too Frightened To Tell Anyone

3 years ago I gave birth to my beautiful daughter and was hit by crippling postnatal psychosis. I didn’t know what it was, and I was so frightened and ashamed. I’d never experienced mental health issues before and suddenly here I was, breaking a fundamental law of biology: I didn’t love my child – I hated her. We were released after 5 days (scumbag uterus tried to kill me and my baby). I remember leaving and the midwife saying “She’s so beautiful” and all I could think was “Please don’t make me take her.” When we got home I realized just how little we knew about looking after a baby. I had no idea that what I had was a …

My Nicaragua Motorcycle Diary: Racing Through a Revolution

Joe Tustin, 29, quit his job as a software sales executive in the Denver area last October and set out to travel the world. After months in Nepal and Southeast Asia, he left Colorado again in May on a rebuilt motorcycle, hoping to make it to Patagonia by Christmas. Over the last few days he has been traveling through Central America, skirting an El Salvador and Honduras, hoping he could race through Nicaragua, where a national uprising againstdetailed article about Nicaragua published last week by The Daily Beast and sent us his first-hand account of what he saw there. Christopher Dickey, World News Editor The Nicaraguan border was a ghost town. I was the only person there, local or tourist. …

Heres What 3 Kids Growing In One Belly Does To Your Body

“What a journey this has been!” Maria wrote. “From the huge shock of learning there were three, to people’s reactions, the numerous scannings and checks, and all the preparations and planning for this life-changing event. Nothing like the ordinary.” She calls her most recent days “the waiting game.” Most of what she does now consists of binging TV series and podcasts, sleeping and browsing on her phone. Couple that with the kicking of the babies, heart burn and quite a lot of Braxton Hicks contractions, and you get quite the picture of what’s happening moments before your due day. For Maria, it’s tomorrow! Image credits: triplets_of_copenhagen Image credits: triplets_of_copenhagen Image credits: triplets_of_copenhagen Image credits: triplets_of_copenhagen Image credits: triplets_of_copenhagen Image credits: triplets_of_copenhagen Image …

Ex-nurse accused of impregnating a severely disabled Arizona woman pleads not guilty

(CNN)The former Hacienda HealthCare nurse accused of impregnating a severely disabled woman pleaded not guilty Tuesday in a Maricopa County, Arizona, court. Now 29, her family says she suffers significant intellectual disabilities as a result of seizures during her childhood. Though the bedridden woman is nonverbal, she has some ability to move her extremities, responds to sound and can make facial gestures, her family says. She also has breathing and feeding tubes. Her mother was appointed her legal guardian in 2009.

What No One Tells You About Being Maid Of Honor Betches

I was going to say something about wedding season coming upon us before we know it, but I’m almost 30 and I swear to God, every season is now wedding season. What is it with you people? It’s literally Noah’s Ark with everyone waltzing two-by-two into their 1. Your Friend’s Bridesmaids Are Assholes This one was the most shocking for me. People. F*cking. Suck. I mean I knew that in a general sense, but I know the bride’s friends really well and they still suck. Expect bridesmaids to drop out right before buying the dresses, to get pregnant and bail, to “not be able to get work off” for the bachelorette even though they had a year’s notice, who didn’t …